Actually, I could see Affleck as Rockford. You'd have to slap around his pretty face a bit, but he has the size and physicality of Rockford.

Sorry, had to go Key on myself, but he's right. Arcade Fire… fucking boring and boring.

Seriously - do something that makes me stand up.

Arcade Fire, you're boring me.

14 downvotes? Do you guys know about the echo chamber?

This is Phony Pope, btw… because Disqus is awesome

"If the whole basis of a law is a false presumption, shouldn't that be enough to discredit it?"

Ok, first: shut the fuck up.

Also, very few people know that Rosario Dawson is Andre Dawson's neice.

Seems pretty unlikely that Lucas would get on board with this - he's long been on record against movie merchandising.

There aren't many things in this world more beautiful than a half-naked Tom Cruise.

I thought it was more like a writing desk.

Oh, hi Padme.

Red West
Wasn't Red West one of the original Memphis Mafia members?

http://www.theonion.com/con…

Roy G. Biv Devoe gets a pat on the back for funniest new AVClub name.

Lake Mungo only pawn… in game of life.

Right, because who Hollywood producers cast in their movies is an accurate representation of reality.

You sound like a fag
and your shit's all retarded.

Dude