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No Way am I clicking play either.  My mouth is already turning into a pre-cry frown just thinking about it. I scrolled past it shaking my head slowly. No way.

No Way am I clicking play either.  My mouth is already turning into a pre-cry frown just thinking about it. I scrolled past it shaking my head slowly. No way.

Videosmith was so great.  I used to drive a half hour to get to their store when there was a Blockbuster right down the street.

Videosmith was so great.  I used to drive a half hour to get to their store when there was a Blockbuster right down the street.

I guess I'll be the 20th person to say it. This scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

I guess I'll be the 20th person to say it. This scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

Ah Hollywood, where a 35-year old slacker in a dead end low paying job lives in a gorgeous brownstone in Boston which would typically rent for $2500 a month minimum, no utilities. 

Ah Hollywood, where a 35-year old slacker in a dead end low paying job lives in a gorgeous brownstone in Boston which would typically rent for $2500 a month minimum, no utilities. 

I stopped watching the video when he started speaking about her big heart.  What a prick.

I stopped watching the video when he started speaking about her big heart.  What a prick.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

@avclub-22ebf51b933712766b8809c933c177b7:disqus  Even loyal readers like myself sometimes wonder why we come here.  Expect lots of insulting replies to your message, cuz it's just the cool thing to do at this lunch table.

@avclub-22ebf51b933712766b8809c933c177b7:disqus  Even loyal readers like myself sometimes wonder why we come here.  Expect lots of insulting replies to your message, cuz it's just the cool thing to do at this lunch table.

Oh ok.  Any other ridiculous things you want to say right now?

Oh ok.  Any other ridiculous things you want to say right now?

Speaking of Jessica, does her hymen not get ripped apart every single time she has sex anymore?  Or did she just stop caring? She seemed pretty upset about that way back when!

Speaking of Jessica, does her hymen not get ripped apart every single time she has sex anymore?  Or did she just stop caring? She seemed pretty upset about that way back when!