"He's so light in the loafers that when he puts them on he can't lift his feet."

I'm going with the assumption that she's getting into her Gotti look.  If it's the chick who was on The Apprentice last night, that woman is some scary looking shit.

And what was your totally unstupid question, pray tell?

New?

Zombryo.  Love it.

If mentions of the words "Lady Macbeth" in the comment section were a drinking game, I'm sure I'd be in the hospital by now.

I'm never sure about that.  When I hate a character like Lori, I wonder if it's just me that hates her, or if they write her to be hated.  And then I realize I've given the writers too much credit.

Cleavon Little is no John Amos.

It was abuse and you know it.

"Pissing on the Tories" is the name of my punk band.

Indeed, Kirk, if your post is so long that it needs a binder and book jacket, maybe it's time to think about self publishing.

I'm not too young and I fucking hated it, the same way I fucking hated the Cosby Show when I was 12 years old. What's funny about Phylicia Ryshad acting like a total bitch?

Your multitude of paragraphs makes me hate you.

Again, what are you talking about?

I never know what the fuck you firsties are talking about.

Woman's be thinking too much.

Then maybe you should stop playing the song and crying in the mirror. The rest of us have moved on to "Rolling in the Deep".

I liked the Verizon 4G ad. “And what if I drop it in the toilet?” “It breaks immediately.”

It's a hugely important detail in my book!

A lifelong Nor'easter sounds like a goddammed nightmare.