I'm reading, I'm reading!

I didn't realize there was a Sims bashing bandwagon. Sadly, I was hating his reviews all on my own.

Jack Tripper, of course!

I think Vinny should have stayed home. 

Or David Sim's reviews of anything.

The bigger question is what is going on with The Situation and his paranoia. 

WHY EVEN MENTION THIS; IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL BE DOING RECAPS!!!

Then why review it?  Jersey Shore was dropped like a hot potato, so why not drop this one too if it's not worthy of being recapped?

Come on now, no one is funny on WWHL.  Everyone seems awkward at having to participate in Andy Cohen's strange antics, with the exception of Plead the 5th.

Have you ever noticed that the only posts you want to reply to are ones you can only "Like"?

I can't wait for the day you all turn on Bill Hader when he turns the corner from "only cast membr who makes me laugh" to "he's been doing the same thing for years and when will they stop putting him in every sketch?" 

David Sims' weekly "what I hated about SNL last night".  I think what makes it fun is that he gives it a grade to give the illusion that he actually took the time to think about it, when he clearly spent about 10 minutes typing out poorly thought out bitchings.

How can you say the rats sketch was about the effects?  If they had just dressed up in rat outfits, it still would have been hilarious.

Or Harry Connick Jr. in CopyCat?

So glad we're going to discuss whether these characters represent real people in Portland or elsewhere AGAIN.

Michael Hutchens wasn't available?

I said GOOD DAY!

Wow, seriously?  As much as I like Patton, he's a pretty low grade celebrity, so my sympathy for that goes way down.  Even for someone like Brad Pitt, I'm not that sympathetic, and he practically gets mauled just running from a car to a building.

Don't you just love it when your favorite performers get married and have kids and start doing all kinds of shitty projects just for the payday?

Duck Amuck!