It ends here…
Grosse Pointe Blank is a stupid movie. It has a good soundtrack, even a great one, and good performances from everyone but Cusack. Why is it a stupid film? the logical inconsistencies - he's a secret assassin, who the govt could roll at any time - so he's got a complete set of files in his office!

Is it worse than The Middle?
Because that show sucks.

Oh, sure, if you live in the US
those of us in Australia will have to cope without it. Somehow.

Retired? I'm still tired!
I recommend the veal - and don't forget, I'm here for the next week…

(starts to raise hand… thinks about it… puts hand down…)

Such a nice guy
Who'd a thought?

This would have been great news
in 1998…

Well that's good news…
Maybe Ricky Gervais can star in them.

there's just one thing to say after all of this. Boobs: good. nay. Boobs: god's gift to humanity.

Why?
Just… why?

woohoo!

liberal media biasing everyone by playing shows on leftwing presidents…
about time we saw sense…

disorientation is the first sign of canceraids. Death in a fire is the second.

The first two. Jennifer Beals' hotness requires infinite discussion.

Why is this still going?
Surely the horse has been flogged enough - bury it already.

Pretty much. Die Another Day was a sad end to the otherwise excellent Brosnan (who remained excellent in it, somehow). CR was great. QOS was good.

Please Give > Greenberg
Nicole Holofcener's best-yet film understands it's not all about "me," but Noah Baumbach advertises his own repugnant egotism, striking a chord with evil critics everywhere—but thankfully, not the public.

Teza > White Material
Haile Gerima dramatizes a young Ethiopian's awakening conscience while tracing the modern history of Europe's impact on colonial political thought. Gerima's deep feeling contrasts Claire Denis' wacky white guilt and death wish.

Fingers… slipping… whooops…

I used to love standup comedy
Now I can barely tolerate it.