Vivisfugue gets 25 internet points. Well played and well earned, sir (or ma'am)

When god was handing out feminine hygiene products, he thought they said 'douches', and the AV club comment … wait, this is coming out worng

Chicago vs Madonn
Chicago: Muddy Waters, Freddie King, Albert King, Koko Taylor
Madonna: Justify my love, Papa don't Preach, Americna Pie Cover…

Damn You AVclub
I folded this article in. Apparently the answer was 'Broken laptop screen'[

How many people did he shoot in 'SCarface'?
Cos I bet he'll shoot more of them here…

Jesus Fucking Christ wins the internet today with 20 points.

No. No you're very wrong….

Despite my comments above, yes: the cinematography is pretty amazing.

I note no 'coming up…'
Sick of the taunts, Nathan? (As I've been saying, this is awesome, so you do who you damn well want!)

Riveting?
My eyes were riveted shut for most of it… there are some really good sequences, to be honest (Travolta whinging about a 'general being a politician' to the lead, who's been passed over - again…., and storming up the beach to … nothing….).

No love for Ziggy?

I think you're right: you're a bigger Bowie fan than me.

And punctuation.

This is good news: the Holmes stories are particularly good. I didn't hate RDJ - thought, actually, he was quite good. Jude Law was one of the very best Watsons - and' I say that as someone who is generally lukewarm towards him as an actor. RDJ miscast, yes, but it pretty much worked.

What film critic? I just saw a wikipedia article on David Ogden Stiers?

Dimebag Darryl only died 6 years ago?
Man… I was sad at the time - still am. Dude did NOT deserve it. but I could have sworn it was earlier than that.

I once Christina Hendricks'ed into a Victorian Period Piece. I was slightly disappointed with the result.

So… will Zeppelin happen?
I say no. but will wait in line for tickets if it does.

And a life of FAIL. At least the fail was epic.

Val Kilmer and Top Secret. But he coiuldn't do it.