Charlie Sheen. He could play Poe as a drunken charming reprobate whose brother and nephew move in with him after a nasty divorce….

Is there no love for CopLand, which was a much much better film than it really deserved to be?

In fact, Johnny Depp would probably make a better Poe. Or… hmmm.. John Malkovich, provided he didn't Ac t.

It's a shame the pull quote guy doesn't seem to be around, because reading him, I'd imagine that that quote is a great pull quote: 'I waited for more than a year for this book. I'll never get that time back. Time I might've cured cancer, written the great American novel, or learned the value of love and charity.…

the point I didn't make was that they didn't just get in a Frank clone or a Trapper clone or a henry clone: they thought about how those characters worked, and brought in someone who might fill the same space yet be believable. The Charles' learnt from them: the main example i can think of was when Nicholas Colasanto…

The replacements were genius, really. Yes old BJ got tiresome, but he was at least different from Trapper. Winchester was a great surgeon (as opposed to Frank), and an insufferable snob, but a man of deep sensitivity and courage. David Ogden Steirs read him beautifully…

Joe Mama FTW

Bill Monroe.

I can't hear anything over these four horses and plagues and this old guy judging me for my sins.

It's Oggy…
What's the weather like up there?

Lemmy and Slayer on Gershwin duets. If you're going to go metal, go f*ckng! metal

Fender does a nice range of acoustic, but they ain't no Telecaster…

I might be a bit dumb, and others might have picked up on what I'm about to say…
but the first question seems to be answered 'yes' when he explictly says 'uh… no'…

@pheeze: agreed…

The first one? I wish, though, it wasn't renamed 'Hamlet: The Phantom Menace'…

Your mom…

I'm putting in more love for 'Walk This Way'. that shit rocks and swings like a motherfucker.

Baffler gets 3 internet points. ah, fuck it, 5.

It's not that DAD was dumber than any other was… or in fact, it was. It starts off really good, but then that sucking harpie Madonna appears, and it all goes to shit.

Jesus Fucking Christ: Amen bro - Belafonte is the greatest folk singer of all time….