I like your thinking, but Hogan would never slug Klink - they'd split up Stalag 13 - Klink would be off to the Russian Front, and Hogan owuld lose Lebeua, NewKirk, Kinch CArter and the rest. Work that treatment again son, but this time, make it wackier!

Fake karatloz is getting tiresome.

The thing is, though…
Norman Lear 'adapted' British sitcoms - Sanford and Son was Steptoe and son; The Ropers was George and Mildred; All in the Family was 'Till Death us do part'

The well-known shredder goes for it … he sees no comments - he takes the chance … he shoots! But from nowhere, CAnceraids falls on him … oh the humanity…

I actually enjoy failed firsties. Actually, I enjoy the response to failed firsties.

OH -!
Spinal Tap? Where Art Thou?

What about the Roots of Metal?
As in: Link Wray, Led Zeppelin The Cream, The Who, then into T-Rex, Queen, et cetera…

So it's Karatioz, not Karatloz….

I have a fever of 40 degrees c (should be 37)'
But really? He doesn' understand Gentiles? Women? Anything out of New York? I thought that was kind of the point. I admit, I might be missing it…

And whats wrong with Liz's cleavage - best part of the film…

Shorn Manatee: 20 Internet Points.

'Cleo' is a terrific parody of 'Cleopatra'. The worst o fthem suck, no question. But the best are acually very good - they are concerned with ethics. The australian poet Peter Kocan wrote a brilliant poem, which siad (from memory, and in part): 'Give me the wink, the look, the dirty leer … for these films … presuppose…

So, by 'country, do you mean the King ofCountry Music, Muddy Waters? Just asking

Actually, I like that. Phipps! Get out of bed - put … nabin and uh, Handlen on it. Stop stuffing round, and do it.

Well, it IS a Jim Carrey film. 'Sense' doesn't enter into it…

What about 'T'he Producers'
One of the great things about these lists is their modesty - they're never 'the most awesomest …', or the BEST EVER ….', but always 12, or 18 or however many things, that you might think of….

Any thoughts on what current films Time will forget?
I'm guess ing Cable tv will be a goldmine for this column in 20 years or so…

My tribute to great Jewish comics - Nabin, Jerry Lewis and Lucille Ball….

It's fargin' war.

Nabin
As you probably don't know, I've been an unabashed Nabin fan since MYOF. I love this feature - those guys above who say 'you don' t know what you're doing', 'give it up' - ah, screw 'em (no offence guys.) Do this at your own pace. You've jumped right out of your comfort zone - let's support you - you can always…