Darth Vader is Luke's father.

A nation turns in apathy.

Now please masturbate elsewhere. No-one wants to see that.

this is a great feature
But Keith, you'll hate me for this, but why don't you (perhaps in a separate blog post, when you have some time, you know, in about 2050) try and reconcile the Fleming upper-class, sun-never-sets, with the slightly more liberal Fleming, who admits that some non—Britishers are very worthwhile?

There's plenty of WACK ASS imitators, but the original remains the best…

I can now go to sleep. ;-)

and she called 1 shakespearean and 2 greek. I agree.

Well?

Just before Colonel Mustard was killed…

Anyone know what happened to Hugh Laurie?
He was funny in Blackadder…

sorry

Movie goers hell
is where all htose films are made, and they all suck.

Godfather III?
Hey, let's not say things we can't take back, ok?

Laugh-track
Is htere anyone who knows who the distinctive laugh on laugh-tracks is? I remember watching 'Bewitched', 'I dream of Jeannie', 'Get Smart', gilligan's island, hogan's heroes, and on, and hearing the same person laughing, which made me think the US was te greatest place in the world - you could go and see…

A short life, tragically wasted.

A short life, tragically wasted.

Great Balls of Fire
I thought Scott got it right in his sentence about it in the interview, but there is one great scene - when Elvis is called up, he goes to Lewis in his uniform and says 'go on, take it, it's yours'. A great scene, in an otherwise fiasco of a film. Maybe that's a list for the AV Club (if it's not…

so no.

Cake is evil: it causes diabetes (or triabetes in Raymond Burr's case), it causes obesity, and it is addictive.

Should we decapitate Dane Cook?