@avclub-0257ef47ca24afa78ea6150826388f08:disqus Do *you* mean a tramp stamp that's supposed to say Everlasting Love but is actually the character for the word toilet?

The sequel, you silly. The thing they're talking about in this article that Sean's upset that no one read.

The sequel, you silly. The thing they're talking about in this article that Sean's upset that no one read.

[No words — just that ching-y music they play for all the Asians.]

[No words — just that ching-y music they play for all the Asians.]

The guy was a masochist.

I don't care. I'm excited.

I don't care. I'm excited.

Wtf is Mandarin writing? Do you mean Chinese writing?

Wtf is Mandarin writing? Do you mean Chinese writing?

That one is downright poetic. Thanks.

That one is downright poetic. Thanks.

Yeah, me too. Well… actually, I don't know if I liked it because it was funny, or because it gave me the opportunity to yell at my husband, "See? It's not just me who hates your loud-ass sneezing!"

For some reason, my favorite part is the guy patiently explaining that everything in that grocery aisle is cheese. "And this? What is this?" "That's cheese."

Bullshit. Coming to America is the best. Just let your soul glo, man.

I think he likes her fat, though.

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus : She used to be a model. Then, arrow to knee. (Retro funny - yeah!)

No. Vader47000 wins by "like" count. He was being servicey, as they say on Gawker, and sarCCastro hated on his serviceyness for no reason, in a way that wasn't amusing. Sorry, sarCCastro. You lost this flame skirmish.

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus I live in Texas, and we call them kiddie pools. I'm thinking it's because it's so hot here that we have them in lots of shapes and sizes. I've seen the turtle-shaped one (now that you mention it) but it's not ubiquitous here, probably because it's so small. When I first…

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus What on Earth is a turtle pool?