Yeah. I came here specifically, three days after the show, to see if Sims got that the women were masturbating. Or, if he did get it, to see if he called it disgusting or off-putting. I was going to say SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS if he did.

I liked the show. It made me laugh. I think it had ballsier things to say about racism than any show on TV now. I think "They're comparing black people to cavemen!" is a knee-jerk reaction of the type typically made by white liberals.

Why does Bernadette always wear tights? That annoys me.

Plus, she was awesome in the Good Girl. Even though I'm the only one in America who saw that movie.

The Stones, Blur, and Saliva instead of Nickelback or Creed.

They were also on the Twilight soundtrack.

Yeah. Someone totally wore it on Game of Thrones on Sunday.

@Scrawler2:disqus  I seriously thought I was alone in my lust for Tom Hardy (aka "that dude from Inception") until I came across a thread here that referred to the Tom Hardy thread.

It'd be sad for *them*, sure. But then I wouldn't have to feel sad hearing about how this guy never gets laid. So, contrary to your assertion, it wouldn't actually be sad for everyone involved.

Have you tried sleeping with unattractive women?

Kissing? That's fucking disgusting.

She wants to bone Tom Hardy. I'm absolutely certain of it.

Real talk: Sometimes you can be a real nice guy without being a Nice Guy TM, and a chick will reject you with "You're a nice guy" and the truth is that she doesn't find you attractive. And she probably actually feels bad about it, because you're so nice. And, because you're nice, she would rather die than hurt your…

I'm a woman, and when I look at porn (which is not as often as a guy would do it, I'm sure), I swear to you that at least 50% of them contain a dude choking or spitting on a chick. Especially spitting in the woman's mouth. And it's always completely unexpected to me. And so fucking boner killing and depressing and…

@avclub-2bf5e202fc973a02f417dc9af000177b:disqus : Or they could be Latino or Asian. I've mostly dated Latinos and Asians in my life, I'm used to hairless chests and prefer them, despite knowing that some call that "gay." Let's not go overboard with our enthusiasm to the point of offensiveness, here.

I understand your reference to young guys self-doubting for not being hung like horses, because I see a lot of giant cock ads in porn. But I have to ask what porn sites you frequent where guys "bring a girl to climax just by looking at her"? I never see women have real orgasms in normal Internet porn, and I rarely see…

Why do you think both sexes enjoy it equally? Do a lot of women tell you that they like it?

I don't care how uncool it makes me that, after laughing through everything but the Jess/Russell parts, I got to the end and saw Cece and Schmidt kiss and realized that they were in love and were destined to get married and live in bliss forever, and then one tear rolled from each of my eyes and I was happy.

I bet $5 you've never read a book by any black author, though. (Or, if you did, you didn't know it.)

Noel, I think you did yourself a disservice when you failed to identify the "folks" making the comments you're complaining about. After reading all the posts here, I've come to realize (or guess) that you're complaining about fellow white critics disparaging things as white in order to make themselves look cool. I can…