Go get trapped under ice.

La Pipe, I actually feel the same way about Allyson Hannigan. I thought that she was fantastic in Buffy, good in American Pie, and has come across as wooden one-dimensional in everything else she has done. Differences in directing, maybe?

"How could the Dollhouse people have expected that scheme to work in the first place?"

I don't know about King of the Hill, but I'll say this: As a whole, Futurama is more consistently funny than The Simpsons. I guess that's one of the advantages of being cancelled early — you don't have an opportunity to suffer a sharp decline into depressing disappointment.

This is just like that episode of Star Trek when they entered a parallel universe where everything was the same except they were all on heroin.

If you want comedy, you should see Evan Stone in "Pirates." That guy channelled the spirit of Zapp Brannigan perfectly. He gave me a reason not to fast-forward through the parts where the actors were clothed.

"You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."
-Michael Scott

I heard that Rob Schneider picks up migrant workers from outside Home Depot and pays them to choke him in the shower.