Argentine Federal Savings.

Trying to kill your bro and then your bro finds out so your bro kills you, that does not qualify as bromance.

To any parent who gave their teenage boy a computer for Christmas: congratulations, you just bought a porn machine.

Come on, Fraser is clearly making movies for kids. It's not like he thinks he's gonna win an Oscar for this. I can respect that he wants to have fun, he's not trying to be the next DeNiro (or Regis, or Pinkett-Smith).

If I couldn't watch 30 Rock and The Daily Show here, I probably wouldn't ever see them. I still haven't been brave enough to bring my unwatched Criterion stack into work though.

Man, I just reread my own comment and thought, "I am such a jackass."

Seriously, do we have to pretend we employ the same high-minded technical critique to porn as we do with film?

I work at a fucking bank. In the midwest.

Don't You Hate it When…?
I'm at work, and right beside me, my co-worker is watching The Hills. Full volume.

Iggy's Nipple - It's a movie about a self-made monster, but it's dismissive to ignore his humanity. Although he was never a very warm man, he does love his son. He's just so closed off by the end that he can't express anything but hate.

Eyes Wide Shut is a great movie. GREAT.

Eyes Wide Shut is a great movie. GREAT.

I love that his idea of a really cool belt is one with little cowboys on it.

Oh, yeah. Wow. Who's eating?

Tharp - I wasn't suggesting a steadfast rule of the genre, just an easy indicator, which is why I qualified it with "probably." Movies that star women without ridiculous cleavage are PROBABLY chick flicks. But yes, what it really comes down to is the intended demographic.

No, the accent is definitely not supposed to be the character's real one. He doesn't even use it through the whole movie, only in scenes where he's trying to sound smart. I mean, Con Air is an example of a bad accent. Vampire's Kiss is an example of brillaint comedic acting.

Before Sunset is kind of a chick flick, but it's a little too artsy to really count. I think the key is it has to be girly enough that there's at least a little shame in watching it, which is why Aliens doesn't count.

I think any movie with a female lead who isn't shooting vampires is probably a chick flick. I can't imagine hairy lumberjacks or tattooed bikers going home to watch Sixteen Candles, so I'm gonna say it counts. It's good, but it counts.

The Rock is the movie where everyone is a huge asshole for absolutely no reason. Mostly to that guy Sinclair.

Everytime Vampire's Kiss gets mentioned, I have to jump in and say that it's a fucking brilliant little film. People talk about how phony Cage's accent is, but I'm pretty sure it's completely intentional.