Hulk Hogan starred in that one.

YEP. WOULD WATCH.

I don't see how we get from armed robbery to wedding planning, but OK.

The Legend of the Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (N64) - I'm pretty sure this is my favorite game ever.

I think you mean BEST JOB EVER, Internet!

*Google searches "S.E. Cupp," likes this one better*

NOT UNTIL YOU SEE HOW I PUT ON LIPSTICK!

"You come up here, boy, and bust up this chifforobe, and I'll give you a nickel." 

*thinks of pregnancy boobies, squints, bites lower lip, nods with more vigor*

Wasn't Taste the show where some dude cooked an entire fancy meal, then sat down and ate the whole thing while describing how awesome it is?

HYUH!

I was always so concerned about the kids in the ad. Were they in Hell? How did they get there? The kid who lost and was shot off into oblivion- was he ripped to shreds by Satan's minions? Could the victor hear the sounds off the other kid's flesh and bones being consumed, only to regenerate for more punishment? Did…

*Google searches "Erin Burnett," slowly nods head*

Just like Clinton!

OK, there is some (which I did indeed sing as well).

I'd prefer Sofia Vergara bra-less squirting milk everywhere in my mouth!

I got a F#!% This S%&@! notification for this?

At one of the bars in my city, that song's in the karaoke book. I was so dumbfounded that a song with ZERO SINGING would be listed. Naturally, I got drunk and did it.

At one of the bars in my city, that song's in the karaoke book. I was so dumbfounded that a song with ZERO SINGING would be listed. Naturally, I got drunk and did it.

Obviously someone who doesn't want free dinner.