QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS AND DO SOME YARDWORK.

LIVING LA VIDA LOCA!!

SMOOTH MOVE, EX-LAX.

Really?

"I know she's almost 40 but…"

Cavemen? Ghosts? My pastor is gonna have a field day…

Roseanne/Tom Arnold-as-kids cartoon. That's all I have to say.

@avclub-3a04d36f2c53226d9c27c607cea5e299:disqus  - Yeah, what the hell was up with the change to the red shirt?

I wouldn't worry- I've drank MD 20/20. More than once.

How about in dog years?

Well, sure, every elementary school is across from your apartment when you're looking through binoculars.

Sort of(?):
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I was trying to make a lighthearted joke about forcible male-on-muppet oral sex and you come in with your filthy milkshake talk. Disgusting.

Blood isn't all that he'll be sucking in prison!

Dennis' theme is great. Is there a full-length of that anywhere?

Limp Bizkit is too chickenshit to put a net on one of their covers!

It's practically a dank, swampy, dirt road now!

To be fair, @scrappybilly , that sounds hilarious enough that I'd probably toss a few bucks his way.

I just think it's hilarious when people defend Lucas' "it was all planned out from the beginning!" BS.

Having your balls cubbed sounds painful for some reason.