You should. I really like that story and think it'd make for a wonderful film. Or, in the least, a book. Get to writing!

Like many, my parents were a big one for the first couple of years. They didn't show me much, but they did expose me to a lot. They were both relatively young when they had me, so they were somewhat up on current pop culture. We still discuss it today, but somehow both of their tastes started getting god awful over…

Now you're just reading the descriptions off the backs of Wes Anderson movies!

Back in those days?

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus , you're clearly the one for babies.

Datuses

I'd love to see a Gondry Mario, actually. It'd be heartbreaking (in a good way).

Well, if it wasn't for the guy in the first movie…

I had a dream once that was literally this:

I had an Imperial Gunner action figure. Loved that guy.

Don't you mean, "IT'S NOT A DIPLUMA!"

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Anyone who has that sweet, sweet Howard the Duck money has no room to talk.

Return of the Jedi happened a long time ago.

Twins 2: Twin Harder

Why mess with perfection?

PROTIP: His goatee flashes three times before each attack!

You get as many calls as you need to raise bail/acquire representation.

True Story: I was playing around with the Wayback Machine and checked out the first instance of MTV's site (around 1997). On the news page was an article where Puff Daddy claimed that his first album would also be his last, claiming that he's "said everything he's needed to say as a rapper." 

Orphaned initialism, baby!