Contrary to what sitcoms would have you believe, nearly every tattoo artist would refuse a drunk person. Too much of a liability, in many ways.

So… TBS, then.

Until these articles, I've always mixed her up with the similarly pun-named singer Biff Naked.

Appropriate car for a college-aged girl, then.

Shit, I have an dtv box (older crt hdtv) and the fucking thing has an on-screen guide.

Funny story about that band. They recently played a show in my town (a sub-10,000 people city north of New Orleans). So, yeah, apparently still making "music."

He does an adequate job putting on makeup, that's for sure.

Would you ask Tom Petty that question?

I JUST got the pun in her name.

Talk about a … Big Bang Theory!

I think they spell it "mique."

You don't just WRITE a book on Dawes, man, YOU LIVE IT.

Three reasons Springsteen deserves more credit:

"I recognize that Personal Audio, seeing an opportunity to make a quick buck on the emerging trend of streaming audio over the Internet, decided to claim a few patents, sit on them and not use them, then sue anyone who comes close to these un-utilized patents."

"the genre started by Never Mind the Bollocks."

Holy mother, I forgot all about "Province."

He's not even Catholic!

I don't give a fuck if there ain't no Buck.

The Nolan Trilogy's biggest conceit was also its biggest flaw. By taking the Batman universe and characters and dumping them in as close approximation to the "real world" as possible, it becomes jarring to the point of finding it ridiculous that a man in a bat outfit is beating up a clown.

It's strange as I'm not a HUGE Springsteen fan, but I'd have to say his cover of Suicide's 'Dream Baby Dream' is damn near perfect. I can't think of a single time I've listened to that song and not welled up with tears. I could go on, but I need sleep.