And 3.5 stars to everything else—though to be fair, most albums probably do deserve 3.5/5.

And 3.5 stars to everything else—though to be fair, most albums probably do deserve 3.5/5.

I always think of him as "Male Whitney."

Obviously the correct answer is "Mark Sans Recreation."

@JerkassWoobie  "Shit" is actually a vulgarity, not a profanity. Profanity makes the sacred unsacred. This has been Creepy Dummy's pedantic moment of the day.

Diaghelev cry and film the video!

Frustrayaaaaated incorporaaaayated.

Apparently it comes straight from his stand-up performance.

Mostly Miller's authorial voice bugs me—he clearly wants very badly to be J.D. Salinger. But the chapter about the "confession booth" is genuinely moving, I think, and a good example of how Christians should respond to the modern world.

This season has been pretty bad, but that episode was late-period "How I Met Your Mother" at its best. It also puts a "no later than" date on Ted's meeting the mother, so there's that.

Lowell is the anti-Bass, in that he is a heterosexual man (with a wife and child, I believe) pretending to be gay in order to be more popular.

I prefer the apostrophe-s, as well, but I think the opposing point of view springs from its being easier to read without the additional s.

As someone who teaches grammar and usage at the college level, I can tell you that scholarly opinion is pretty split on this matter; some sources say that one should add only an apostrophe; others, such as Strunk and White, say that you should add both an apostrophe and an s. While the latter is probably more popular,…

What can explain Hollywood's Xeniaphobia? . . .

I was annoyed by Andy's saying that Tallahassee is 200 miles inland. It's about 26 miles inland. No one on the writing staff could check Google maps? 200 miles inland would put it in Middle Georgia!

Also, my wife pointed out that the wedding music incorporated "Kiss from a Rose."

Turn off your fog machine and Marshall stack.

There's a reason for that, too. There's a bootleg of a show where he sings floating around somewhere, and his voice is AWFUL.

I've never seen a Sandler flick;
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you this, you stupid dick:
I'd rather see than be one.

It's like watching a hot circle of garbage.