The time for stupid statements is over.

I assumed it WAS Ryan Murphy.

Is it "Wits"?

I think it's actually "I prefer the weekends," which is even funnier.

Well, Graham's always been a creep-uh.

Finally Cameron Esposito will have a voice on this website!

Doesn't "graphic nudity" usually mean there's a penis on screen?

Isn't Hodgman's character named "Marlin" or "Marlon" (my closed-captioning said the former in the first episode and the latter in the second), not "Warren"?

Don't forget "What I choose is my choice."

Let the fools have their Tar-dar Sauce.

Two "House" premieres—the one with him in the insane asylum and the one with him in prison.

It's pronounced "bloose" when a man wears it.

That's what I figured happened. I'd thought the ricin was for the Schwartzes; when I saw that it wasn't, I figured it must be for Lydia, especially after Walt talked about the predictability of her schedule.

I like to imagine that he doesn't realize that Walt was responsible for the murder of his uncle and his buddies.

Isn't another of the cons "Judeo-Christian morality"?

When's someone going to strangle Chris Hardwick?

"We're going to put our butts in his Jacuzzi" made me laugh harder than anything else.

And after that, "Talking Roast" with Chris Hardwick and an unrelated celebrity.

Oh Reggie…fighting for your country? You really are a pussy.

Sheen in a wig and a dress.