Starring Mantan Moreland as "Munchie, Ship's Cook"

*sacrifices armies against all good strategic sense just to capture the region in which he lives*

"Have a Lifesaver."

Watch out Lobester, or at work tonight you may get the Pulbery Smash!

Robert Bork's beard.

You c' smell it!

It sounds to me as though Eddie Murphy has been Touched By A Powerful Clown. Here's hoping his mojo will return, for good this time.

Wouldn't it just be better to remake Tanya's Island? I'm sure you all know about that particular movie. Well, it's worth reading up on.

"They’re supposedly from New Jersey, but their bio has an ESL quality to it."

Is Guy Ritchie a foul banana? I can never recall.

Opening Credits
I'm a fan of a proper opening credits sequence. The really good ones, be they long and complex or short and simple, are the ones that fit the movie properly.

Rocket Man
"Rocket Man" is the only film yet named in this thread (with the possible exception of the second film in the Apu Trilogy) that deals frankly with the implications of farting in your space suit while conducting a mission to Mars.

Tales from the quadead zone
What about "Tales From the Quadead Zone?" That's a black horror omnibus picture that's got all those 'hood ones beat. It came first and sweet lawdy mayes, it's still the best. Look it up and tell me if I'm wrong. For I ain't!

Your Imaginary Cut
I think instead of a freeze-frame, you might want to let him hurl that opening pitch, then stay on his purposefully unreadable expression for a second, then maybe have him look up, up, way up… Is he staring thankfully towards the heavens for having let him throw a strike, or watching a big ol' homer…

That still from the movie
is as concise a summary of American foreign policy as could be wished for.

Well
(he said in a Reagan voice), I don't think there's anything wrong with an artist working over the same theme in different variations over a period of time which may or may not encompass his entire career.

SpiderWisdom,
I think your idea of who "the real victims of capitalism" are is fucking hilarious.

Beals/black hawmps
Jennifer Beals has a bad case of black hawmps in that picture.

Bardem
Is Javier Bardem suffering from a case of black hawmps in that photograph or what?

Decal
If that spoiled the movie for you, you must not have been terribly excited to see it in the first place.