CoFa used to always make think of that guy who would fuck your girlfriend, I enjoy him playing a drunken burnout

I wish I had Jessie's teeeth!

These threads always magma day

Should've cast Master P, he make 'em say NG!

Have you seen the Conrad Hall-lensed sparring scene in Fat City? Beautiful.

Ted Koppel: Still a waffle?

Wheaton narrates the audiobook, I enjoyed it, probably better than reading it.

James Lavelle?

I did with siamese twins, they used a venn diaphragm

These my daddy proton packs

My high school friend's credit-card-addicted single mother bought him an Apple IIc around 1990, it was bitchin'

Wish I had a girl with whom to do it
Or in a euphimistic parlance - "grate my suet"

Head

O'Paque: half Irish, half french, he's too drunk to be pretensious.

Boba Fett drinking Bubble Tea from a Bubba Keg

Chickenfoot Delighted, No Longer Worst Supergroup

Our Lady Peas

It's a doomed marriage of words, like natalieportmanteauphergrace

Uma? Oprah?

I can hardly Wheaties!