Laura Kightlinger finally got a series! #yougogirl

*Rubicon cries single tear*

It sounds like one of the song-poems in the documentary Off The Charts, a definite must-watch if diarrhea babies tickle your fancy.

Soundtrack by Iced D - Crullers, crullers, crullers

But we can already see his bing-bong and his flabby-habby-babby!

Non-ironic rollerblading, Stewart Copeland score, what's not to like?

See also: Jeff Conaway on Celebrity Rehab

Ahh, root beer diahrrea

He's like John Popper that Marn-onica

It can be voiced by Seth McFarlane!

"I'm an extra large"

You prego babe?

His guest vocal with the Living Sisters on "Hauer You Doing" was servicable.

This is how Last Resort should have been presented, which is to say, as a musical

Grandmaster Flash

Now you-buh can talk funny-buh

He's the Dwayne Johnson "before" picture, Beefcaaaake!

Ted Koppel is a waffle

I jus wanna make a dolla an a cent in dis bidness

Rip Van Winkle - "heeere am I!"