"Put on your best bib & tuck, dear, I feel like a spreeee"

Not to be confused with Crackin' Up, the terrible 70s sketch movie with Linny and Squiggy

"You don't say 'here's the punchline', you just…do the punchline"

I love Pantera Bread:
You take this Loaf - LOAF! - Loaf - LOAF!

Makes me miss Astroworld - di-di-di-di-duh-duh!!

Because there's 20 pages of comments for this episode, I'll ask here:
That shot was cool as hell, but why did Walt have to smash the GPS device/Phone after figuring out the coordinates? He's not transmitting, right? Can't he just return that thing to Best Buy?

Sports journalist suicide note:
"I do not wish to continue living in any way, shape, form, or fashion. Life? I been there, got the t-shirt, t-shirt's in the closet. I have chosen to throw my own existence under the bus - possibly LITERALLY! There is no firepower left on my bench. Men of American, you will have to think…

There's a superb and thorough technique described in the documentary "Prisoners of the War on Drugs" (goddam firewall preventing YouTube link)

*Excellent* at pleasuring dudes who inexplicably always leave they trainers on

Everyone on Big Bang Theory wears at least three layers, No Cal weather?

"Can we get Galafanakis?"
"No."
"Can Seth Green grow a beard?"
"Why not?"

From Robert Guillaume on SNL in the 80's
"She ran the underground railroad"
"The Tubway?"

LINDER! MUELLER! IRON FIGHT!!

Best cockfighting in a 70's film, besides Cockfighter, obviously.

Tigrine American is the prefered nomenclature, maan

asstronaut to asstronaut!!

and maybe David "Mr. Tamblyn" Cross can turn down a script for once

HoJo HaJo

Three Youngs are hardly a galaxy!!

If not Idris, why not The Wire pal Isiah Whitlock Jr.
"Daleks? Sheeeeiiiiit!"