When I hear his name on the news, it's always like this:
"Eliot Spitzer…itzer…itzer"

Alec Baldwin's TY interview > Maron's

Remember the promo when they tried to put him in a CBS primetime show as "Andrew Clay":
"No dice….I like dat!"

SPOILER: Turbo was merely a manifestation of Ozone's rampant id.

His bits on NewsReaders were the best stuff on the show

So like candy…mmmm, candyyy

"I give people the benefit of the doubt. I asked that black guy if he'd seen 'Sideways'!"

They stole this idea from my speculum script!!

There is no finer convergence of period green-screen backdrops, painfully fake beards, and Final Cut Colors presets.

I have a soft spot for the Hot Shots movies, the bit where they parody the Dances with Wolves indian dialect by repeating the names of the Jackson brothers kills me

Richard Thomas on The Americans brings an effective William-Atherton-as-bureaucratic-pinhead vibe

Enjoy it while you can

Seems like yesterday, but it was leeeagues ago…

Apparently he'd put off attending Carousel for over year.

http://wfmu.org/365/2003/23…

"BOOM! Dey neva seen such a mountain of a man!"

Tars'm? Yeah and I punched him in the stomach too!

NuNO HE DI'I'!!

YeahYeahYeahYeahYeahYEAH!!!!!

Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
Evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.