Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
Evil dick don't care about faces.
Fart Garfunkel
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It's a partytrap!
They could have saved a lot of money and just cast Amanda Bynes.
He's like the Corey Glover of rapping.
Wanna be yo - Glover - Glover - Glova-booy!
Kissing Mick Fleetwood's dingle-balls in the jungle!
They couldn't afford "Cherry Pie" for the stripping scenes, or even the mexican non-union production music equivalent?!
Plastic surgeon: "how horrific do you want your cheek implants to be?…"
Down the street:
"Singing to the choir" as my enlightened co-worker says.
"Groening: Rhymes with 'Complaining'"
I'm reminded of that stuffy old song about the buttocks…
The one where HL goes undercover as a (80's prime-time) exotic dancer is startlingly unsexy
What hasn't anal cancer ruined?
Suckin' on chili dawg / outside the Tastee Freeze
- William Faulkner
"The swines…they make such bloody good cameras."
/Capt. Lionel Mandrake
"Ator, your cape looks FABULOUS!"
Mitchell!!
More testicles means more iron!