Look for his brief radio series "I Regress" it's a treat

"As a writer, I don't ask much. I just want to change the way you think about life."
GM

No Bing-ing? Could that BE any harder not to do?

'Bury 'im'? Why no, I'm simply going to stick a camera up his ass.

NEEDZ MOAR SALIVA

Pour a little Shamrock Shake on the ground for Fat Betty

"Jean StapleTONE…..Good ConversaSHONE"

Erin Choco-snitch
/homer

his pasta is REMARKABLY fresh

more like chomp-dicks, amirite?

Fans of cooing robots might enjoy Herbie Hancock's vocoder opus Feets Don't Fail Me Now:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

He should have preceeded each line with "the monkey was drunk on some cheap crap called Cho-Cho" to get the accent

AKA Chris Groines

Wikipedia sez you're Gary Wrong:

Meth-Face-Susan-Dey was rocking the tambo

Also, being a few months early for WWLD: "I was America in the Olympics"

"I felt transformed into a human unrinal"

It was MOIDA!!

Saw them live with Snowpony in '98, still had my Clooney-cut, I should have drank a Zima to cement the 90s-ness of the evening.

"I miss my diagonal grilled chesses / back when Mike Jackson was still Jesus" church!