"hips that look like somebody wrapped Pillsbury dough around a case of soda"

Bugger and balls!!

Moro Islamic Liberation Front is a real thing.

I have to say "in the mood for a Chimi?" anytime I'm holding a mexican restaurant menu, damn you Hoffman!

"it's some sort of secreted resin…"

Bib FortuNa-Uh

The "Chimney"… is his penis!

The last 20 minutes are worth watching for, the restroom scene with Nixon and the final monologue are great. "FUCK THE DOOMED!"

Jude Law's Canadian accent will melt your face

So perhaps like Enter the Void with bikinis instead of auto accidents and abortions? Cuz I could be down with that.

Jypriots

You know what he should play? A Wolfman!…Wait, what?!

He had a stellar cameo in Wonder Showzen: "Him lie to us, Him a liar"

The original Casino Royale says: "likely"

"Pu$$y stank (but so do marijuana)"

Sheena Easton abides

Mo like Paricki-boom-boom down, amilite?
/Japanese Snow

They "shake hands with Golobulus"

Fool me twice, won't get fooled again
/GWBeyotch

Mormons "tamper with the little factory", but only if they haven't exhausted themselves playing basketball