Well.. let's just say, you know.. maybe what it's made from will put a cookie-eating grin on your face.
/brando

That kid doesn't look anything like Michael Cera

It pairs well with Winnebago Man, there are nearly identical scenes of theaters full of hep young people demonstrating how much more they are into (Troll 2/RV film) than anyone else in the room.

I got stuck in a Mudslide once at TGI Friday's
#girldrinkdrunk

Spend your ticket and popping-corn money on some copies of TV Party and Downtown 81, throw in The Police Tapes if you were going to buy Jujuyfruits

"He's a ninja! A ninjaaaaa!"
"That is an excellent Blindfolded Michael Richards impression"
"What? I can't understand a fucking word yr saying, bro"

I don't give a fuck about your cinema attending conundrum you meatheaded shitsack!

"Nobody wants to be Peter Criss - not even Peter Criss!"

There was a QUAALUDE in his PUBIS!

"Ya can't hide the hook!"

Ribbed for his pleasure, either of them, really

No maggots in our scrota

Wes Anderson's Wheelhouse has the most ADORABLE wallpaper!

It's a minor novel

The target audience is 18-year-olds?! The napkin said 18 inches!

Yeah, but sometimes she wears a sweater

What happened to Linney? You Can Count on Me is amazeballz

Also, Nazi Without My Daughter, starring Sally Fields' grandma.

A talking junkey!?!

I hate 'em, and they stank!