He actually originally told that story on the commentary for that episode. I was pleasantly surprised to hear him refine it and use it in his act. It's a great story.

He actually originally told that story on the commentary for that episode. I was pleasantly surprised to hear him refine it and use it in his act. It's a great story.

Christ, some people are so fucking eager to point fingers. Get off your cross.

Christ, some people are so fucking eager to point fingers. Get off your cross.

WELCOME TO EARF!

WELCOME TO EARF!

This is also the only reason I came here. Jack White beat that dude half to death. The pictures were horrifying. And should have been used at the header of this article.

This is also the only reason I came here. Jack White beat that dude half to death. The pictures were horrifying. And should have been used at the header of this article.

It's up to a B- thanks to my "A" rating. I'd probably go more with A-, but I was boosting the unfair ranking as much as possible. You're welcome!

It's up to a B- thanks to my "A" rating. I'd probably go more with A-, but I was boosting the unfair ranking as much as possible. You're welcome!

It is with a long "A", rhyming with "pave it" rather than "have it". It's a pretty common mistake.

It is with a long "A", rhyming with "pave it" rather than "have it". It's a pretty common mistake.

I'm catching up on this feature after the new one was released today and I'm glad to see someone else point this out. "Except for you and me who just came to use." - How the fuck can you hear that lyric and not understand that, like a vast majority of Elliott Smith's songs, it's about heroin?

I'm catching up on this feature after the new one was released today and I'm glad to see someone else point this out. "Except for you and me who just came to use." - How the fuck can you hear that lyric and not understand that, like a vast majority of Elliott Smith's songs, it's about heroin?

I'm not reading through 2,000 comments just to see this already mentioned, so:

I'm not reading through 2,000 comments just to see this already mentioned, so:

I don't think you need to swear to be funny, but "clean" comics are pretty much confined to safe topics and it can make for some pretty watered-down comedy. I'd take Louis CK any day.

I don't think you need to swear to be funny, but "clean" comics are pretty much confined to safe topics and it can make for some pretty watered-down comedy. I'd take Louis CK any day.

I think the point was that you don't expect him to swear. He typically works very clean, even when he's not recording a special.

I think the point was that you don't expect him to swear. He typically works very clean, even when he's not recording a special.