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Max Beerbong
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Oh yeah, having him stop nameless henchmen doing the whole Disney-style "fall unconscious into a fog, let's not check back in on them, I'm sure they're fine" thing was excellent too.
If it is possible to let a villain fall to their death, I kind of hope it has some sort of impact on gameplay so we can avoid Spidey

Swinging looks good so far, although all the demo stuff was pretty on-the-rails. Everything I've read from them about it suggests swinging style is very fluid and every player can kind of figure out their own favorite way of doing it, which sounds promising. I like the idea that you have to actively web up debris

I'm honestly shocked that Disney haven't absorbed Hanna-Barbera already. It's only a matter of time.

Earlier today I saw a tweet from a verified account just called Cher and get this - it wasn't even the famous Cher. I don't think that blue tick has quite the same value it used to.

Oh no, has the kinja rollover started already?!

Maidbot: I'm nothing without my uniform!
Tony: If you can't mix me the perfect Martini without your apron, you don't deserve it.

It's the new maid robot Tony creates to look after his lazy ass now Pepper's out of the picture. Apparently they're pushing the Captain Marvel film back again to let Maidbot be the first female character to get an MCU solo film.

Once again proving my theory that CMT is Netflix for REAL AMERICANS!!!

They're way too similar for it not to be deliberate.

O no, is she?

Yeeeeah, kind of hard to remove sexual references when basically the entire story is about having (or pretending to have) sex.

Sure, let me just tweet at him - OH WAIT!

AKA the Dan Schneider Method.

Hard to pitch exactly, but basically Justin and Griffin find games with really detailed character creators and make extremely handsome boys and girls to play with.

Alex Jones, Davey Jones (squid-man, not Monkee)…

Jeffrey Jones… Austin Jones…. my God, how deep is this rabbit hole?

They're just such Good Boys. They're the only internet celebrities I trust to never have a scandal worse than the one they address in that letter.

Chicago! Come lynch this pedophile, first and for free!

Pay $80 for the VIP pass and have the "What are those!" guy personally yell at your shoes.

I'd love to get paid to play video games, but I don't want to have to get any good at them. I'm sure if I wait long enough, some new platform will launch to make that a viable career option.