I can't even imagine. They used to have Vine conventions too, if you can imagine a time where that was ever thought to be relevant enough to launch an entire career. Crowds of kids gathering to see people who were internet-famous for being, at best, mildly entertaining for a couple seconds at a time - what could they…

Not knowing the McElroy brothers? That, I'm sorry to say, is a paddlin'.

With extreme regularity.

Seconded, but I move to add a "McElroy Exemption Clause" to the motion.

Now you know what a TV dinner feels like?

I don't think he works there any more.

Where he's going, he'll be getting a very different type of Afternoon Delight… a footlong sub…. in jail….. for pedophilia…. in jail….

Don't give his defense team any ideas for arguments.

How the fuck do you mount a comeback after getting caught sexualizing children? Particularly one that involves a live tour where parents can presumably take their kids to meet you.

In what world was a lid effectively kept on rumors about John Travolta's sexuality.

You're right, there's a very strong chance I might have accidentally been talking about rom-coms, or sports dramas, or talking animal flicks in that comment. Here's a more specific version based on your notes: there have been way more than four bad superhero movies starring men and that's never scared anyone off from…

Super hero movies…. are movies.

(whispering to date) That's Spider-man.

Can you imagine if there had been four bad movies starring men ever? The whole MCU might never have existed.

Because all movies should be a part of all other movies and they should all have a cast of millions.

That's exactly who I think he is. Good guess!

Bing?

To be fair, his large adult son did murder a dog.

GJI is great because now even people without Twitter accounts can get annoyed at the constant "Tweets You May Have Missed" feature.

The sex number? Hell yeah.