That's basically a prerequisite to being a superhero no matter the studio. Most of the MCU leads have that exact same baggage too.

I loved the flashback to his Ancient Greek days where he still had his WWI-appropriate mustache. Thought it was part of his human disguise but, nope, that's just always been his style apparently.

They're not even that determined - the Flash in the Justice League film is going to be the same incarnation as the TV show. It's an extremely selective and nonsensical rule.

{extremely wrong voice) It's beer hold!

It really was. Its only success is highlighting how great and difficult-to-achieve the original was by completely failing to recreate any of the same thrills. They actually show the witch on screen in the new one and it's incredibly boring to see.

I really don't think you're supposed to think that they've actually slept together. It's worded in a way similar to them keeping a sexual affair a secret on account of Richard having actually had a sexual affair with Dan's wife that he's keeping a secret, which we as an audience know is preying on Richard's mind at…

Man, that movie should have worked like gangbusters. Natalie Portman in her underwear, Muppets getting stoned… what went wrong?!

Just as I was saying how much faith I had in Danny McBride and David Gordon Green taking over the franchise…

That truth is self-evident.

It's fuck with Luigi day and everybody's celebrating.

LOCK HER UP? I HARDLY KNOW HER UP!

Did somebody say wiener fucking?!

Goddamn… but tell me I was at least in the right castle?!

Not to Hyrule's greatest hero, FARTASS.

Oh, monsignor… teehee…

Gesundheit.

No, that would be "os" and all they've got is kangaroos.

Are rubles the one that random shopkeepers and homeowners leave lying around in easily broken ceramic pots, or am I thinking of something else?

Get a load of Mr. "$27 isn't a lifechanging amount of money to me" over here. Must be nice.

Hey, Jason Bateman plays the troubled leader of a wealthy family! Just like in Teen Wolf Too!