Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one financial planner who had no choice but to keep them safe from a Mexican drug lord. It's Ozark.

How many of us speed-scrolled down here to make this exact comment when we read that line? I'm betting approximately all of us. Every last commenter.

HOW ABOUT NOOOO, YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD

Kiss my ass, Powers!

Hi, do I know you?

Shmoke und a pancake? Flapjack und a shigarette? Shigar and a waffle?

[extreme closeup on wireframe model of cheese zooming through a 3d maze]

SOME - BODY!

Absolutely.

That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss!

Is the Austin Powers quote train still going? Of all the additions to the website this year, this is maybe the only good one.

Yeah, they could be. Could be hiding them in your cereal too. Or your dog.

Boss Baby 2: Toss Toddler

This summer, the Boss Baby's back and he's moving from a little crib… to the big kahuna! [record scratch] W-W-W-WIPEOUT!

Somebody please do the work for me to see if anybody's made a supercut of every Alec Baldwin project where either his character or a character talking to him has said "[noun] is for closers." I need something to watch for 13352385203672763476828470284768436 hours straight.

Because the project moved him… TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

X-Files, Starman, etc.

Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt. I'm rich.

"If it helps you guys adjust, please just call me Erlich and treat me exactly as you would my cousin."

Without question or competition. Did you know he's the casting director's son? Hard to believe, I know.