Proof…reading?! Where do you think you are right now?

Myers gets fitted with nanotechnology at the start of the movie, which repairs all of his injuries. No supernatural nonsense, just good old fashioned SCIENCE.

The Scream franchise managed to make 4 movies and a TV series out of their horror concept without a single character coming back from the dead, so it's not unprecedented.

In a world where the Yo app was a hit, I could see Hot Dog or Not Dog selling for a cool 8 figures pretty quickly.

That's a frankfurter.

Haha that's definitely true. Isn't that the tech business model now though? Release something that's nowhere near ready for the market yet just so it's out there first, then spend the rest of its lifespan patching and apologizing.

But that's what I mean, GIS will also show you pictures of other hot dogs, not just the original hot dog you showed it. Again though, I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about so maybe they can only achieve that because they're goddamn Google and have access to knowledge and resources that our boys in the…

Hard to believe now, but she was insanely popular back then. Her debut album went 6x platinum or something crazy like that within a year of its release.

Generation loss. When the thing is shitty to begin with, as so many things from the 60s were, super-shitty is the only place left to go.

Would it actually be that difficult/impressive to get Seefood to work as it's supposed to? Seems to me it wouldn't be, especially for the guys in the house given what else they've managed to accomplish (code-wise only, obviously. Their social and business decisions are obviously always bad.)

Pigeon? That's not a very kooky bird. Is it at least wearing another smaller bird on its head?!

If you were serious, you wouldn't have gotten here so late! The damage is done now. RIP Depp, roasted to death and you did nothing to stop it.

Unfortunately, very few actors have managed to remain both drunk and talented. He isn't one of those few.

Not quite on the level of R Schrift, but who is?

As someone who actually has seen several of his recent performances, take it from me - he's bad at acting now. Or at the very least, too lazy/disinterested to put in the effort it would take to do good acting. He gets paid the same dumb money for working hard at his job as he would just for putting on makeup and…

Don't be silly, that's clearly Tommy Maitland.

I met this six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the most shagadelic eyes… Shrek's eyes.

Isn't Russian dressing just, uh… Trump Hooker Pee? Got 'im! Hey AV Club, you hiring?

I think Halloween II is a worthy addition, but they definitely should have stopped there at the latest. Number 2 squeaks into working for me because it's the same night, so it still avoids the idea that he's this unstoppable thing that just returns year after year. He's just still moving moments after we last saw him.…

Vice Principals is actually what gives me so much confidence in this idea. Normally I'd worry that having these two take over Halloween was just part of the trend of giving comedians the reigns of serious established properties and letting them transform it into a metatextual spoof, but I think Vice Principals is…