I think technically he has it phoned in to him.

A genuinely insane and dangerous millionaire obsessed with drugged-up jungle sex and wanted for questioning in an active murder case? You better believe he's got groupies.

If they were serious about their mission, you'd think they'd set up their own Google Alert at least.

Shouldn't there have been an influx of outside commenters rushing to insist he isn't just a walking pile of bangles but actually a Very Talented And Respected Artist of whom we're all just jealous by now?

Yes… or did they?!

I've always thought of the city as a sort of fourth lead character.

Wasn't Holloway on some show about an plane crash that ran for a season or two? I think it was called The Island That Couldn't Slow Down.

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Nah, it's a highbrow literary reference. You know, like how Huckleberry Finn would famously use his insane vertical leap to get on the neighbor's roofs in aid of another one of his wacky schemes.

She'll leave when she's good and ready.

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I'M SEEING AT LEAST FOUR GIRLS UP THERE AND THEY AIN'T BROKE, HOO BOY!

This is also a very good point. There are definitely a few that are basically the same song with just enough notes swapped or bent, but the majority of them are mainly replicating a vibe more than the tune.

Probably! These sorts of things are so subjective, there probably isn't a 100% certain way to make sure your track is safe from reprisal. Stock soundalikes are just basically harmless compared to huge summer hits I suppose. Like, if you write a song that's a few notes off from the Bond theme that you sell to movie…

You're welcome! Please note, I'm not actually any kind of expert on the subject, but have been weirdly fascinated with this sort of thing ever since I noticed the Simpsons using a slightly-off soundalike of Axel F when I was a kid. Which is a cool fact about me that I definitely tell dates.

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Yeah, sure there is. Stock music libraries are full of tracks designed specifically to invoke famous, but expensive, songs. You hear them all the time in commercials and on TV shows, just like your example, and nobody usually complains. My understanding was they were covered by some sort of fair use doctrine, in the…

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