Cringer?

The Mouth of Sauron! http://wp.me/p1ByJK-pB

I still love Picnic Ham with Eyes, but for my FInale recap I used a better one… Still gave you props, though… http://wp.me/p1ByJK-pB

I'm surprised there was no mention that Sarah's fiancee was in a movie?  He played Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. http://wp.me/p1ByJK-pB

Probably a little of both, but I've learned to tune out 90% of the statements at the judges' table.

heh heh, you said snatch

The one that did me in was her OMG! (with hand to mouth) for Patti LaBelle.  Seriously?  Who can be under 40 and give that big a rat's ass about Patti LaBelle?

I think your Fatter Evangeline Lilly= my Fatter Sarah McLachlan.  On my recaps I had Kundun (Paul), Sonny Chiba (Ed), Suge Knight (Keith) and Penishead (Lindsay. Not b/c she's a dickhead, but she just looked like one).

Nah… I'm Filipino and I consider myself brown… BTW - I was joking on the racist part.

I invented a drinking game where you take a shot every time Sarah says OMG! or has some kind of overblown reaction to something.  There were SEVEN in tonight's episode.http://wp.me/p1ByJK-oD

The Asian or cocktail part doesn't bother me.  It's shoehorning them into being Top Caterer. http://wp.me/p1ByJK-oD

Some odd things I noticed - Sarah said she was going to make rabbit loin, too.  And Tom's comment about "with help from Paul" felt to me like he totally bailed her out by giving her crab for her shitty soup.  
Best part of it was seeing, in true Winter Olympic spirit, Bev pull a Tonya Harding on Sarah. posted here- http…

The gimmicks definitely suck, but that's the nature of the beast with reality shows.  They'd rather piss-off food lovers in the hopes of getting more people who watch Amazing Race or Biggest Loser.  But the bigger crime is making the show "Top Caterer".  http://wp.me/p1ByJK-o0

I saw that too.  It looked like he messed something up.  But based on the lighting and background, it looked like a quickfire.  http://bit.ly/w2ART8

He's probably made well over 50K in winnings so far (plus tickets to go the premier of that shitty Snow White movie).  So even if he doesn't win, that's pretty damn good take for being a runner-up.

I have two complaints, neither of them have to do with Pee-Wee.  First, that Buick didn't run Sarah the fuck over.  Second, the others told Lindsay that her helmet was on backward.  How awesome would it have been to see that super-conceited robot tooling around San Anton for hours with a backward helmet?  http://bit.ly…

hilarious

Sarahmas - I think you're missing Ed's humor. And you're missing that he's got a huge range in cooking. He's probably 2nd behind Paul