Both the best Fantastic Four adaptation and the best Watchmen adaptation. No mean feat.

"I'm detective Javert, with the Bread Crimes division."

The sandwiches at Dunkies I once heard accurately described as "The absolute scariest fast food available for sale legally"

Entrance of the Gladiators https://www.youtube.com/wat…
(Interrupted about 45 seconds in by this:https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Those poor walnuts's families remember him as Rickon the Pounder, Cracker of Shells

If you can get a good signal, HD antennas (antennae?) are really great, in fact the picture quality is noticeably better than digital cable. I don't even know why that is—when I was a kid the picture quality over (analog) cable was so much clearer than over broadcast.

Between Shitty Batman and Captain Boyfriend, I hope Kara gets a better love interest this season. Why not Cisco? He hasn't gotten a sniff since Winged Barista left his show.

I think Wilson Fisk and The Punisher were in the same prison as Orange Is The New Black but I might have dreamed that.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Blue Blob Law Bomb

Oh please, the funniest English word is and always has been "chicken".

She was one of the all time funniest "Not My Job" guests on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
(They later had her as a panelist a couple times but she seemed off her game)

Doug's standup material is mediocre at best but his persona itself is so funny to me that I don't care. Meaning, he's a better host than he is a comic—he's so much funnier on his feet than when he's doing a set.

Yeah, I wanna jump in that Lake

Sorry, the only cookbooks I've used in the past ten years are "Cookin' With Coolio" and "Will It Waffle?".

And that, my friends, is the right way to drop a Simpsons quote. "Poochie died on the way to his home planet" posters, please take note, and dare to dream bigger.

MOOCH SCREWS POOCH, TOLD TO SCOOCH

She looks like a sexified Petey the Puppy.

DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES

Wut

What a bunch of dips.