Great question—both cases are correct, I cut off your tongue, and as compensation for the tongue, I give you a free rattlesnake that would then be attached to your lower palate to replace your tongue. Also, all payment of any kind you ever receive henceforth would also be rattlesnakes, but they don't have to be…

The floor is still open, I'm docking you 3 points.

Well, she could always take the black. Because Game of Thrones. Last name Snow. Winter Is Coming—ahhhfuck it.

No, The Limey is, but thank's for the "like"anyway.

I love Ocean's 12, I think it's the best of the three. Guess I'm weird.

Liked for 'fruit flies'

Are you serious?

Would you rather all pills you ever have to take are covered in thick, stringy hair, or instead of a tongue you have a live rattlesnake?

"Sherriff! You are violating my territorial bubble!"

Great, more music stuff for me to ignore.

You know what Oskar would say about this getting a "B".

Man, stand-up comedy is complicated now. It used to be about the laaaaaaughs

Damn it
Where is Breaking Dawn Part 2? February is when I do "Worst of last year" month for movie night. I needs me some never-nude-werewolf-on-infant-love-story action

Damn it
Where is Breaking Dawn Part 2? February is when I do "Worst of last year" month for movie night. I needs me some never-nude-werewolf-on-infant-love-story action

In their own way, Those guys seem just as comfortable putting their sick sexual fantasies on display as Frank Miller is.

99.9% of it only because no Cookie Monster Monster Cookies or whatever.

Oh well. At least you had Abba Zabba.

He seems to get letters very frequently from people who would know they answer if they had ever read his column—I don't understand it at all. "My boyfriend watches PORN!" "Will (doing so-and-so) MAKE ME GAY?!" etc.

Of the 16 or so feature films he has directed, only 4 are original properties. Frankenweenie is an adaptation of his short film, but I'm letting him have that one.

You're forgetting Zagnut bars