A thought.

A thought.

Then I shall have to seek it out! To the Libratorium! [swooosh]

Then I shall have to seek it out! To the Libratorium! [swooosh]

Is that the same Nightmare Alley as the truly excellent Tyrone Power movie of the same name?

Is that the same Nightmare Alley as the truly excellent Tyrone Power movie of the same name?

WESKERRRRR!!

WESKERRRRR!!

"Merry Fucking Christmas" by Waltham

"Merry Fucking Christmas" by Waltham

And hey, have you guys seen "Blazing Saddles"? Mel Brooks is a huge racist!

And hey, have you guys seen "Blazing Saddles"? Mel Brooks is a huge racist!

Feliz Navidad is only tolerable when sung by Charo in the Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special, because Charo.

Feliz Navidad is only tolerable when sung by Charo in the Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special, because Charo.

I'm disappointed this feature isn't just artist after artist talking about how dreadful The Little Drummer Boy is. There is literally nothing worse. If "Jingle Bell Rock" is bad, it's a minor head cold compared to the untreatable bone cancer that is The Little Drummer Boy.

I'm disappointed this feature isn't just artist after artist talking about how dreadful The Little Drummer Boy is. There is literally nothing worse. If "Jingle Bell Rock" is bad, it's a minor head cold compared to the untreatable bone cancer that is The Little Drummer Boy.

Actually that song is about impending nuclear Armageddon, so it's kinda badass. Its mostly about baby Jesus, sure, but it was written as a plea for peace during the Cuban missile crisis, and the "star with a tail as big as a kite" supposedly refers to an ICBM.

Actually that song is about impending nuclear Armageddon, so it's kinda badass. Its mostly about baby Jesus, sure, but it was written as a plea for peace during the Cuban missile crisis, and the "star with a tail as big as a kite" supposedly refers to an ICBM.

I hate Christmas for altogether different reasons.

I hate Christmas for altogether different reasons.