IMMATURE
Saying outrageous things and bragging about "banging chicks" is a phase that many of us get stuck in once we enter the meat grinder that is Hollywood.

IN MY PRAYERS
These children from Jersey Shore are most assuredly in my prayers. I, too, know how difficult it is to go from obscurity to worldwide fame overnight.

A REAL PRO
I read for a part with Mr. Spader once. He was a total professional. Knew all his lines, hit all of his marks and was quite generous with his time.

Truthfully
Today's children cannot appreciate the subtle genius of the Muppets. In many ways I have tried to capture the freewheeling spirit of the Muppets while appealling to the shorter attention spans of the current generation.

HOW DARE YOU
I find it deeply offensive that you would be so willfully ignorant to the obvious fact that it is merely a character that I portray in Cars, Cars 2 and my many successful short films.