SPOILER: This time, she comes back as a Chevette.

Hal Wilkerson.

I'm sad there's no reference to breakfast in your joke.  No like for you!

#shepissedherselfagain

Oh good lord.  This territory is just to fertile for the joke making.  I'm moving on now before I get stuck on this one comment for five hours.

You're the perfect Glee fan.

…only in Australia.

NYPA

Damn, did you ever hit the nail on the head!

You'd be surprised how heavy "three strangers who disagreed with you on the internet" could actually be.

Seems like it would have everything that executives at FOX usually like: High school students, musical numbers, machine guns, fertile ground for second amendment rights discussions, violence, and blood.  Hell, there's even a veiled gay sex scene between teenagers in there….

When I was a young naive lad, I used to think that patchouli was what pot smelled like.  All the potheads I knew wore copious amounts of it, thus reeked of it.  It was later on I realized that patchouli only smelled slightly better than pot.

I don't think you've ever even heard them.  They exclusively do punk covers of songs from various genres.  They've covered country, pop, rock, songs from various musicals and movies….  I don't think they've ever written and recorded anything original, so in that sense, you do indeed stand corrected.  Also, you do know…

When I went to Warped last year, I didn't mind any of the things you mentioned.  My problem was with the smell.  Seriously, have you kids given up on deodorant all together?

Bite the pillow, Charlie Brown.

Just the thought of that made me laugh uncontrollably for a minute.

…great.  Like I need another term for fellatio.

Never watched a single episode of The Sopranos.

Don can pound Kitty all he wants, as long as Sal gets to watch.

During the day, it golfs.