Pete's got mad "pee pee" money now.

Shut up, cunt.

We wish….

Why not?  According to this show, you can get away with ANYTHING in Miami!

That reminds me of the scene in "King of The Hill" where Bobby has had his heart broken, and is laying on the living room floor listening to Hank Sr.

I can totally see a little kid getting into "Alright" by Supergrass. Although, having your boys looking at Gaz in bed may turn them gay… in a good way.

Then, maybe, some Type-O Negative, followed by a quick thumb through of the Playgirl issue Peter Steele appeared in.

Oh man… those vinyl seats in the summer?  Kind of sad that modern kids don't get to experience that kind of special pain.

That's pretty much what my parents did, but in the early '80s it was all their old records from the '50s and '60s.  At the age of five, I had a record collection that would make most modern hipsters froth at the mouth.

Good luck explaining "One Dyin' And A Buryin'."

…and that's why I have "Tony Orlando and Dawn's New Ragtime Follies" on reel to reel.  I love that album, and although I should be, I'm not ashamed to say that.  I also love The Partridge Family, so… damn me for that as well while we're at it.

Just wait for that scene to show up on YouTube.

Just wait for that scene to show up on YouTube.

Just keep them away from Peter Frampton's inflatable pig.

Worked for me as a kid.  I turned out great!
*strokes shotgun and sips whiskey*

Aah!

Hell, even "The Monkees" and "More of The Monkees" would be great for kids.  I loved "I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog" as a kid.  I also loved "Cuddly Toy," which directly led to me discovering who the Hell Harry Nilsson was.

The man who hates Me First and the Gimme Gimmes hates life itself.

No, your niece just found your sibling's Sonic Youth stash.

cool story bro