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The Alpher and the Omegger
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You haven't watched much Simpsons lately, have you?

You haven't watched much Simpsons lately, have you?

I don't need to diddle kittens.  Karl Rove has had his minions develop a computer program that diddles kittens for me, then covers up the fact that said kittens have been diddled. 

I don't need to diddle kittens.  Karl Rove has had his minions develop a computer program that diddles kittens for me, then covers up the fact that said kittens have been diddled. 

Oh dear GOD.  She IS flashing everyone through the plate glass window.  This… this is not the Marge I know.

Oh dear GOD.  She IS flashing everyone through the plate glass window.  This… this is not the Marge I know.

…and don't forget Trojan's line of condoms based around The Simpsons' hairstyles, even though the Homer version was just a re-packaged ordinary condom.

…and don't forget Trojan's line of condoms based around The Simpsons' hairstyles, even though the Homer version was just a re-packaged ordinary condom.

Average Canadian: "Making fun of our milk, eh guy?"

Average Canadian: "Making fun of our milk, eh guy?"

I usually turn it off and read a book.  Animation Domination's pretty much over for me by the time Family Guy comes on anyway.

I usually turn it off and read a book.  Animation Domination's pretty much over for me by the time Family Guy comes on anyway.

ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

The rest of the season could be an untitled Clint Howard project, and it would still be better than last season.

The rest of the season could be an untitled Clint Howard project, and it would still be better than last season.

"Some Rolling Stone album guide"

"Some Rolling Stone album guide"

Pretty much.  It's one dull episode away from being as bad as the last season.

Pretty much.  It's one dull episode away from being as bad as the last season.