WINDOWSMASHER…THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA…MAY NOT BE ENOUGH…TO SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING…OF FEAR…BUT WHEN THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS AND THE HULKAMANIACS UNITE, AND THE STARS ALIGN ONCE MORE, THE FORCEFIELD SURROUNDING THE POWER OF THE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WILL SINK INTO YOUR VEINS LIKE A POISON, AND YOU WILL BECOME AN…

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, HULK HOGAN…YOUR PITIFUL DREAMS OF PARTNERSHIP CAN NO LONGER WITHSTAND THE FULL FORCE OF THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! I WILL WALK INTO YOUR CHALLENGES THAT LAY AHEAD, WITH THE POWER OF THE TWO…THAT HAS BECOME…OOOOOOOOOONE!
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THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR HAS BEEN POSTING HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME! HULK HOGAN, YOU BELIEVE THAT THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA WILL TEAR DOWN THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR ON THESE BOARDS! YOU WILL SEE…AS THE PAINT LEAVES THE SKIN, THE COVERING OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR…YOU WILL REALIZE…THIS DOES NOT INDICATE THAT…

JOHN TRAVOLTA!
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING KEEPING YOU FROM LEAVING, AND IT DEALS WITH PAIN AND DESTRUCTION! YOU WILL FEEL THAT PAIN, FEEL THAT POWER, AS XENU LOADS THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL, LOADS IT WITH THOSE VOLCANIC SOULS, AND TAKES THEM BACK, TO PARTS UNKNOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

I COULD SAY THAT IT WAS ONLY A VISION, BUT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN THAT! AS I SAT IN THE THEATER IN PARTS UNKNOWN, I WAS SURROUNDED BY THE WARRIORS THAT WERE HUNGRY FOR THE FIRST EXPLOSION!

EXIT STAGE LEFT, EXIT STAGE RIGHT!
THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN! ALL THE FUSES AND THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN BURNED OUT!

I WILL NOT RUN IN DEFEAT, I WILL NOT FEEL THE DISGUST THAT YOU WANT ME TO FEEL, BECAUSE THE WARRIORS WILL WIN, THEY WILL PASS THE TEST, ONLY A TEST THAT IT IS!

COME ON IN, WHERE NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS EVERYDAY, WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND!

WEEDS!
THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR HAS A LOT OF BAD HABITS, BUT ONLY ONES THAT HELP ME SURVIVE! DON'T DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF THE FULL POWER! BE A SURVIVOR, DON'T SMOOOOOOOOOOKE!