Hot take coming from a prey animal.

Not as episode 1 of a "four-night crossover." I don't watch Supergirl, so I was completely at sea for 58 minutes. A lot of us have a right to feel ill-used. Grade—F.

Also, either retain your virginity or screw anything that breathes. You gotta pick one.

I've met them. Ben smells like cookie dough and Jerry smells like cinnamon when he doesn't smell like butterscotch. So. You're clear for hugging.

I'm seeing a Martin Short character, in both face and voice. It's super distracting.

Only if the Goon is Tom Sawyer. Then, yes.

The traditional fee for fence painting is a dead rat and a string to swing it with. So there's your problem.

Jeopardy has taught me there's only one Scottish poet—Robert Burns. I swear they use him at least once a month.

I know it's an A. I must have been on PCP last night. Phencyclidine. Angel dust.

Boy, them fan editors like their fake trailers long, don't they?

Welfare cheese or GTF … no, wait … welfare cheese was pretty good, actually.

Kyle Fowle, apparently.

In regular play, at least, it very much is a killer strategy. That's how Arthur made it this far. It's also how Andrew Moore made it to the tournament, and he was doing it months before Arthur. (Not to mention it's been a go-to strategy—the Forrest Bounce—for many players for 30 years.)

(fart noise)

They apparently think Dayton is a suburb of Columbus.

My first thought was Dorothy L. Sayers. Then I realized that answer would not only be wrong (I think she started writing in the '30s), but probably obscure even in a Tournament of Champions. So I only came to Agatha Christie as a second guess.

Ken Jennings dull!? Dude. Go to this address toot sweet: http://twitter.com/kenjennings. You've got some reading to do.

But being consistently correct while bouncing around — especially when DD hunting in the "harder" dollar amounts — is MORE impressive. When you run a category, your mind is in a groove and memory linking comes into play (there was a category once on NYC boroughs; all you had to do was tic them off). But when you…

You could apply to the Ohio State University and move to Columbus (it's no Cleveland, but it's surprisingly nice). http://cartoons.osu.edu

Jay, I just started following your recaps the past couple months—awesome job; thanks. Have you ever pitched an article on Jeopardy strategy for the main page? I have a hard time wrapping my head around much of it and would find it fascinating.