Wow, you had a dark elementary school experience.

Now here's another clue for you all — the walrus was Paul

Saskatoon is in the room

Yup.  My response to the last dozen episodes is definitely summed up with "After all, it’s not called Romance Time."

Wander Over Yonder.

I like that Serious Adam Sandler doesn't know that Regular Adam Sandler exists. I bet he doesn't know why he keeps having flashbacks involving explosive diarrhea and/or boning Helena Bonham Carter.

Counterpoint: he's got to have enough money at this point that he doesn't choose his projects based on potential box office receipts.

Aside from the workplace sexual harassment, I'm a huge fan of pretty much everything these guys do.

I'm a fan of this show alone for the theme song.  No seriously, I started reading this review, decided to actually watch the show, then stopped after the opening song, to write this comment.  Yes, my life is boring, but yes, also, that song is fantastic.  OK, now to continue watching!

just nipples

Robin laid an egg, amirite?

I literally can't think of anything else!

I'd like to note that when Peebs completes her sandwich, she says that it is "The most perfect sandwich that has ever existed, or ever will exist, within the confines of spacetime."  So how do the writers get around this seeming absolute statement?  They make Jake's sandwich exist outside the confines of spacetime. …

An alligator with sunglasses? Now I've seen everything!

If Marvel is involved, not even Joss Whedon, wait, Ang Lee, wait … hmm.  I guess lots of people can save it, actually. 

Uh oh … Aurora Boreanaz is having an episode!

… or you could subvert the puritans who connected "sex" with "relationships," and simply have sexy fun with (practical) strangers. 

literally!

I have a notification set up for the number '30.'

Oh Sean, I'll always remember our delightful late-night japes