You think that if you asked her out at the show she would have said yes? Oh Judkins, that's crazy-making. Don't do that to yourself.

All of the cuffs of my sweaters smell like citrus, too! I've been eating 3 a day.

I am truly sorry for your loss.

I don't think I will ever understand the "buy a present for your boss" thing. My husband does it, and says he's always done it, but he is admittedly a much nicer person than I am in every way.

If shrimp weren't so damn expensive, I think I could eat it all the time.

I've been eating ALL OF the clementine tangerines, and I just got to one in the crate that I bought that was no good. Oh well, at least my hands smell nice.

He just made the music neraverse crap its pants for bashing* Prince, so I never had time to feel nostalgic.

Rock me, Joe…

Never even heard of it.

No, but it is better than Electric Larryland.

I was sure that my husband and I were the only ones that thought Wes Anderson had completely disappeared up his own asshole with Moonrise Kingdom. I disliked that movie so much that I was hesitant to see Grand Budapest Hotel, but I ended up finding it charming and lovely.

Electric Lady is my favorite pop album of the last decade. I don't even like pop music.

Thank you for the tip! I've heard nothing but rave reviews about Black Mirror.

So eloquently put! I remember walking away from Punch Drunk Love wanting so badly to WANT to see it again. I even bought it on DVD with the best of intentions.

He was playing in the smallest of venues when I saw him- at the Spotted Cat in New Orleans. It rocked my figurative socks off.

Trombone Shorty puts on an awesome show! You will not be disappointed.

I was an utter failure at shopping (my family is impossible to buy presents for), but we did get our tree this weekend. I guess I broke even on the Christmas front?

I think he was just a cranky old man on the inside. His looks caught up to him eventually.

Goddamn, I forgot to add Gouge Away to my list. It's so deliciously raunchy.

Well alright honey…why don't to tell me one of your biggest fears