I still have a gross cough from being sick all last week. I did get a flu shot, though, so that makes me feel a bit better about heading in to winter.

Psh, I wish. I just meant she is incredibly accomplished, intelligent, and exudes grace and style. Who am I to judge if she ever recorded herself having sex?

My husband was actually giving me fair warning that he was "going in to fat-kid mode" next week. He's a very restrained guy when it comes to food, but I'll take his word that he can eat more than his fair share.

Yeah, seeing Wilde and Rimbaud's graves will be cool.

I know I'm going to get it for this, but…I don't like cheese.

Well, it's not my fault your bread is so phallic looking! What did you expect me to do?

You can be sure I won't!

Yeah, we're about a mile from Père Lachaise. I've never been a Morrison fan myself, but my father in law requested we go for his sake. I'm happy to oblige.

Yes! My husband really wants to check that out. It looks like a cool place.

I want to see some touristy shit: you know, the Mona Lisa, Eiffel Tower, the Catacombs. I'm looking forward to checking out the Picasso museum, as I've heard it's been closed for the past two years and just re-opened. I've heard a lot of good things about the flea markets, so I'd love to some antique hunting. I'm…

At De Gaulle airport?? Wow, I'll keep an eye out for bunnies, then.

I can't tell you how happy I am to be part of this schtick.

Reeeaaally? My husband will be thrilled to hear that. I'll look for it at the grocery store.

Now THAT is my kind of tourist attraction.

My stepmom spent some time in Greece and said it was beautiful. The shoreline is incredible.

I must be honest, I've never been a big fan of churches. There are a whole bunch of them in the area where we're staying, so I'm sure I'll check out a few.

Just a week. Hopefully it's enough time to get over jet lag and see some cool stuff.

W..What? Rabbits?

Travel Thread, by recommendation of @Gumbercules:disqus!

I love scrawny and panda-shaped dudes alike, but if he doesn't have broad shoulders I'm just not interested.