That woman is classy as fuck. Clooney got lucky.

Oh, man. I have no idea what that's like, but I hope you guys can be happy to love each other as friends.

I'm headed to Paris on Friday, so I'm gonna eat ALL the motherfucking bread products and drink ALL the motherfucking wine.

[Waggles eyebrows] Hellooooo…

Shoulders and forearms. Also, weirdly enough, a prominent nose. I can't explain it.

I just got hooked on the Inside Llewyn Davis soundtrack again. It's really perfect for this gloomy weather we're having. It also resulted in me having a sex dream about Oscar Isaac.

I'm so, so sorry. If you don't mind me asking, why is it that you're spending time with your ex? If you can help it at all, it might be best for your sanity if you don't see each other for a while. Absence makes the heart grow colder and all that.

I haaaate that, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. You think it's a browser issue? I use Firefox, and Disqus seems to be the only commenting system that logs me every 5 goddamn minutes.

I think so. Haven't seen him in years, but he's an alright dude.

I know a Dan Snyder!

To be fair, "Wild Honey Pie" is the worst Beatles song ever.

I knew an "Andy" that was a deeply religious and perhaps closeted man who had Mickey Mouse bed sheets well in to his late twenties. So….you're doing just fine.

Oh nooooooo. Sorry dude.

I work with a guy named Roderick. The only down side of the name is that people call you "Rod" as though that is an acceptable nickname for a self-respecting human.

I think my mom was a little relieved I was a girl because she reeeeally didn't want anyone referring to me as "Army". I think Mando probably would have gone over just fine, though.

My parents were going to name me Armando if I was a boy. How's the name working out for you? I don't think it would have suited me very well.

My friend named his son Luke precisely so he could say that to him. Luckily, the kid is old enough to get the reference, but still young enough to think it's HILARIOUS. I imagine it will wear out its welcome in the next 5-10 years.

My name was very unusual in the US when I was born, but I think it has become more popular now. However, I feel sort of bad for Masons, Hunters, Avas and Sophias from my generation. They share names with most of the population that is under 10 year old.

I like the name Rory. It's short, easy to pronounce, unusual but doesn't sound made up, and it's gender-neutral. Good job, KGB's parents!

I bet you were NEVER asked if you were going to get The 90's Haircut, right?