"Now the script says I'm supposed to hit you over the head with this mallet!"

Not a "fictional" character as she is a person who actually exists, but I share the first name of a particularly maligned reality show figure. If you Google my first name, her picture shows up in ALL of the image searches.

Oh, ok. I was under the impression that you had to make this trip to Mexico for the wedding.

If any of you were wondering, the Jack White show at Fenway was aaaaaaawwwwweeesoooome. Even his "Kanye-esque" rant was awesome. He ran out to the stage across the field swigging a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, spilling on to the field but NOT on his skin-tight polyester suit. My friend and I also agreed he was most…

You know, you didn't have to accept when he asked you to be his groomsman. Why put yourself through all this for people you don't even like?

My husband had a successful trip to the Baltimore Comic-Con earlier this month, and the first weekend of November he will be at the Rhode Island Comic-Con in Providence. He has done all of the promotional posters and programs for RICC for the past couple of years. If you like the posters, please check out his…

I live about a mile from the Sam Adams brewery. I don't know why I'm not drunk, like, all the time.

Well that shit got really important around the 4 minute mark, didn't it? Thanks for the link!

Urgh. I attempted to put on a pair of jeans that I wore 6 months ago, and I couldn't fit them over my big dumb ass. Cutting back on booze is always the first thing I do to control my weight, so I'll be woefully sober for the time being.

I can't either. Sorry not sorry Murphy. :\

No joke, I've had this YouTube video bookmarked since it went viral.

"Hey Bruce and Alfred, just so you know- there's a teenage girl stalking the Wayne family. She was just hanging out on top of the stone wall at the end of the driveway. Got to admit, it was a little creepy but not really threatening. Anyways, I'm a detective, and I'm supposed to notice these things. Thought I'd give…

I was yelling at the screen with that one. I figured Bullock knew that and was just trying to intimidate Gordon, but I was surprised that Gordon was stupid enough to believe that either one of them would be fired for killing a suspect that shot at and assaulted a police officer.

Depends how old they are. If they are young enough to not remember his first election, I can see how something like that wouldn't occur to them. Then again, if they have one of the big posters in their school classrooms with all the presidents on it, it should be glaringly obvious that there is only one person on the…

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that. Really beautiful work.

Another bonus: I get to smell like a salad! There's nothing not to love about that.

Burn the place to the ground.

I didn't until you just told me. I let out a George Takai-esque "oooh myy.."

No, but the matching booty shorts say that across my rear.

I feel for the guy, I really do. I've never seen him like that, though. :(